What's So Funny?
Russell Gayer, author speaker
Welcome, and thanks for stopping by.
For two years, friends have been telling me I should start a blog. Overcoming laziness and procrastination is never easy, especially when you hold a master’s degree in both fields of study.
I’m a visual learner who requires personal instruction to become mediocre at performing simple tasks (no, I’m not from Missouri). For example, Connie has spent thirty-six years trying to teach me how to use a broom and mop. I still haven’t mastered it and probably never will. Yet, I admire her patience and persistence when dealing with a cleaning challenged individual.
One thing I want to make clear from the start—this is an interactive blog. Don’t expect to sit there all comfy and relaxed while I do all the work. My job here is to provide thought provoking topics and pose serious questions whereby the entire readership, working as a team, can solve the mysteries of the universe.
Be prepared to respond when I attack you with hard-hitting questions such as;
- What did you have for breakfast?
- Ginger or Mary Ann?
- Is that a booger hanging out of your nose?
I want to hear about that cousin who ain’t quite right. You know the one.
Tell me something he/she did that was so stupid or funny you laughed until tears rolled down your cheeks.
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What's So Funny? 
EggsThe ProfessorNo, it's only hairsGreat job Russell!
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Congrats on successfully starting your blog. Jumping in and just doing it is the hardest part. OatmealGinger! LE-GEN-DARYProbably, wouldn’t be the first time
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Great first post and welcome to the world of blogging!Cheerios with strawberries, rye toast and lots of coffeeGinger, of course! I hope not! And my cousin kissed my boyfriend! I still love her.
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CoffeeMary Ann–she was a bakerI live in Booger County, but don't allow them to hang out of my nose. Stupid cousin…well, you might be a redneck if your cousin met his wife while coon hunting.
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Just as I suspected. You're insane.My replies: Bran muffin soaked in real butter and tea; Gilligan, such a cute little duffer; I thought I wiped that off.No trespassing, survivors will be prosecuted.
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Yay, Russell!! Will have to answer the other questions when I'm not on my iPhone, because I'm laughing so hard in can't see through my tears. 🙂 Good job!
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Finally getting a chance to stop in and see your new blog 🙂 Hmmmm. Coffee first and maybe breakfast later. I can't remember the other questions because the coffee hasn't done it's work yet apparently.Now lets see if Blogger will let my comment linger…
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This is fun! Chocolate cupcake (Thorin was at school already)The whole island grew were a bunch of lookers!No boogers, just a bit of left over chocolate.
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