Russell Gayer, author speaker
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
Stories From Within
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This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
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I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
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Too bad the women didn't know how to make moonshine! 🙂 Awesome story Russell. I had a good lauph this afternoon!
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I bet some women did know how to made moonshine! And anyway, let Dar pick up his own loincloth. Ugla and I have our own work to do.
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Hahahah, I'd say skip to the rock on all counts – past and present 😉
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Or stuff her mouth with dust bunnies! Robin
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Good Cavekeeping? Love it! Now, Julianna and Marissa and Claudine all have their houses decorated for Christmas, so I MUST get started. Now where in is that blasted bottle of wine??
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I agree with Madison. A good rock upside the head works wonders every time. Then drink the wine! Cute story.
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