Russell Gayer, author speaker
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
Stories From Within
Finding ways to make words sparkle
This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
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AS I TOLD THE GIRL THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO, THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT ME HERE TODAY.
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And the worst things. And all that weird stuff in between.
Russell, once again, you've turned a dark tale into something funny at the end. Love it!
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This made me laugh, quite ingenious. :)A different take on the photo. I thought they were boiled sweets too, and if I hadn't passed the cursor over them, (seeing the word jewels) I might have written along similar lines. Pretty much like I did last week, when I didn't realise the picture was of bones. Duh! I'll get the hang of this soon. http://castelsarrasin.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/dark-heart-friday-fictioneers-2nd-march-2012/
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LOL Great story. That's exactly what the baggies suggest! Thanks for the laugh, Russell. :)Here's a fiction piece I wrote not related to Madison's photo, but you're welcome to comment.http://siobhanmuir.blogspot.com/2012/03/five-sentence-fiction-enchanted.html
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Ha Ha! What a great story. I'd love to know how you came up with that one. So interesting how the mind works!Here's mine: http://postcardfiction.com/2012/03/02/lost-in-translation/
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When you started, I was expecting a cop show scene, but you gave me a comedy punch line and I loved it. Little phrases like "the hard candy killer" are just hilarious and that is all there is to it! but the exlax made it perfect!I am here: http://fictionvictimtoo.blogspot.com
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Hilarious–LOVED it!Mine: http://www.vlgregory-circa1800.vpweb.com/blog.html
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Hi neighbor,I don't have much faith in these detectives catching this killer, unless someone shows up at the dentist with a cracked tooth, or at the doctor with diabetes. Funny stuff!Here's mine: http://bridgesareforburning.wordpress.com/
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Funny.http://littlewonder2.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/flash-fictioneers-jewels/
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OMG…Ha! Ha! What a surprise! Great punch line. A wallop of a chuckle. Nice relief after reading so many (but wonderful) gloomy stories. Kudos to you. Here's mine -www.triplemoonstar.blogspot.com
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Dear Russell,You're on the mark again. I'm still laughing. That's two weeks in a row. Maybe the Hard Cand Killer will have to pass a kidney stone.Aloha,Doug
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That was an interesting take. Loved the ending!http://tedeley.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/friday-fictioneers-1-semi-precious-gememoirs/
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Thanks, Ted. I tried going to your story, but WordPress said the blog had been taken down
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