Russell Gayer, author speaker
Welcome to Friday Flash Fiction. This week’s offering should strike a chord with those of you living in the Razorback Nation. Photo courtesy of Madison Woods http://madisonwoods.wordpress.com/ be sure and leave a link to your story when you comment on this one. Thanks for stopping by.
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
Stories From Within
Finding ways to make words sparkle
This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
All the Blogging That's Fit To Print
AS I TOLD THE GIRL THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO, THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT ME HERE TODAY.
A Humor Blog
Stylistically Abusing Language for the Betterment of Mankind
Straight up with a twist– Because life is too short to be subtle!
An author's perspective of mystery and more.
And the worst things. And all that weird stuff in between.
Darn good idea Russell, darn good. You sold it. especially with this line "waist-high steel rails to drape over when expelling cheap wine."
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That was certainly different! I too liked the alternative use for the railings … good one.
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Oops. http://castelsarrasin.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/a-place-to-die-for-friday-fictioneers-13-april-2012/
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I wondered how you were going to manage a humorous story with this prompt, but you did it! Great job. Loved it all but especially the "tap on the manhole cover for a tour…" Hilarious.Mine: http://www.banterwithbeth.blogspot.com/.
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You are a master of creativity and humor, Russell! This is fantastic. I like the way your mind works.
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This is the most challenging prompt so far from a humor standpoint, but thanks to Bobby Petrino, I was able to come up with something to make people smile.
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LMAO! I really enjoyed that. The Hidey Hole specially made for Mopes! Well done. Thank you so much for the grin. :DHere's mine:http://siobhanmuir.blogspot.com/2012/04/running-100words-for-fridayfictioneers.htmlSiobhan
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Original take on the prompt. Also, it's a complete story in 100 words, which is difficult to pull off. Here's mine: http://furiousfictions.com.
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Made me smile!! http://swthink.blogspot.com/2012/04/michael.html
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This was great! I actually laughed out loud! And lets face it, we've all wanted to hide like that at least one time in our lives!Here's mine: http://postcardfiction.com/2012/04/13/the-incident/
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Reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live! phoney adverts. Very funny stuff, sir. :DMine's this-a-way:http://garybaileywriting.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/134/
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Dear Russell: Took me a while to find you. You got me at 'Hidey Hole, Inc.' and burst out laughing. I knew I was in for another fabulous, hilarious tale. How do you do it my witty friend? Sh….don't tell me. Let me enjoy the ride and the 'burst at the seams'…chuckles. Looking forward to next week's tale for more giggles. Here's mine: http://www.triplemoonstar.blogspot.com
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I may be DarkElmo again this week, but I love you light touch humour every time! Nicely done and i love how it's crafted as an ad!I’m over here: http://elmowrites.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/friday-fiction-the-tunnel/
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Hahaha! Russell, I think this is hilarious and I bet ol' Coach is first on your apartment waiting list.
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A good chuckle right from the start, building to a full on guffaw at the end. Nice!Mine is here: http://erinleary.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/flash-friday-fiction-2/p.s. just re-reading your title "chunky dunkin'" made me laugh again. 🙂
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Clever as hell…
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