Russell Gayer, author speaker
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This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
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Lol. The Grumpy Meal. It was a good idea in theory! Too funny. My attempt: http://unduecreativity.wordpress.com/2012/05/24/chasing-the-divine/
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Dear Russell,I'm glad you didn't resist the temptation to continue last week's story. I'm still laughing aat your 'Grumpy Meal' offering. perfect luna(cy).Aloha,Doughttp://ironwoodwind.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/mothley-crue-chicks-trouble/
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Lol! Poor Ron – he really was a clown!Here's mine: http://postcardfiction.com/2012/05/25/despite-your-intentions/
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Only marginally less attractive than a proper McDonalds meal. 🙂 Nice one.
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Hi neighbor,Fate is smiling on you. This week's photo could have been taken during your story last week. Very funny story this time. Actually, I played with bugs when I was growing up, so I'm on Ronald's side. You have a wicked imagination.My story is here: http://bridgesareforburning.wordpress.com/
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Russell! Somehow I neglected to read last week's story, but I have rectified that mistake (fantastic, by the way) and when I'm done commenting, I'll check that I'm following you so it doesn't happen again.As for this one, poor Ron. He'll get it right in the end, though, and be very successful in his new career!I'm over here: http://elmowrites.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/friday-fictioneers-drive-thru/
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What a horrid but hilarious take on the prompt, entimology and all. Mine is here: http://readinpleasure.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/fridayfictioneers-preying-mantis/
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I knew you'd be able to leverage your Ray Kroc reference from last week! Great way to extend the story. Grumpy Meals. hee hee
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Excellent! Grumpy Meal. I'll bet they could actually market those. There are days I'd buy one. :)–Janhttp://janmorrill.wordpress.com/2012/05/25/flashfriday-fictioneers-last-supper/
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Very delicious, this grumpy meal story. I love the real life characters and the crazy outcomes you deliver.Yours, as ever,Lindauraand for those who have yet to see mine, here I am: http://fictionvictimtoo.blogspot.com
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"Grumpy Meal".That's quite an interesting take on this week's prompt.Here's mine: http://logo-ligi.com/2012/05/25/mothballs/
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Russell on his game once again…Yikes! Can you imagine finding "insects" and "vermin" jumping out of your cheeseburger? Grumpy Meal…indeed. And lots of lawsuits. Here's mine:www.triplemoonstar.blogspot.com
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ROFL! I love the Grumpy Meal. Can't say I'd want one though. But then I wouldn't eat a Happy Meal either. Here's mine at http://www.rochelle-wisoff.blogspot.com/2012/05/rendezvous.html
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Hahahaha, glad I wasn't in on the beta run of that one! Although, as a kid I might have liked it more, LOL.
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I'm so glad I did my Ray Kroc research last week!Great continuation. I'm sure Ron wouldn't have put my children off, unfortunately.I'm here: http://mysocalleddutchlife.wordpress.com/2012/05/24/moths-from-mars/
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