Russell Gayer, author speaker
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
Stories From Within
Finding ways to make words sparkle
This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
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And the worst things. And all that weird stuff in between.
Dear Russell,I've never run across the snake you describe. Kept many as pets growing up. (allergic to furry things so I fed all sorts to my snakes) Part of my survival kit for reading your stories is tall boots so I'm halfway there. As there are no snakes in Hawaii I think I'll hold off on the Kleenex.Another fine piece of humor, skid marks and all.Aloha,Doughttp://ironwoodwind.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/mcmurdo-countdown-objects-in-mirror/
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Interesting take on the photo. I love the name Ozark Snotnose!
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I found the thought of snakes anticipating my movements almost as equally horrifying as being drowned in this dreadful goo! Good one Russell. I'll skip breakfast…
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Hmmm… unsightly stains in my underpants.I find that even scarier than the snakes.
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I do NOT want to run across that snake. Great take on the prompt…as usual. Loved your five kinds of snakes. Never been too fond of slithery creatures myself. Oh…and you are forgiven for being late to comment on my story. And thanks for your kind remarks. http://www.rochelle-wisoff.blogspot.com/2012/08/wild-life.html
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I like the way you turned the photo upside down — it really does look like a snotmouth! Have to say, Russell, I never would have pegged you for someone afraid of snakes. Is that fiction? :)–Janhttp://janmorrill.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/flashfriday-fictioneers-devolution/
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My favourite line by far is "All five kinds—large, small, dead, alive, and rubber." Just perfect.I hate snakes too, and I'm going to have to reconsider my opinion of Mr MacIlroy now he's admitted to the massacre of furry things!http://elmowrites.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/friday-fiction-torment/
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I can relate, I swear all spiders in the area stalk me, striking at any time! LOL. Well done, interesting take on the prompt.
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Sounds like you've exorcised your demons. 🙂
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I admit, I looked up Ozark Snotmouth on Wikipedia. Wikipedia does not have an article. Perhaps I will create one-and use this story as my source!I too liked the line about hating all sorts of snakes, including rubber ones.
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Hahahaha! Even though the pic was nasty and made you gag, you sure came up with a good story! I hope the therapy worked and now you can rest easy for the rest of your nights 😉
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Ha, all five kinds indeed. Great story again this week!
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Loved the story.I have a pet snake that got loose and ran into another snake that hissed at mine. He was obviously anti my snake.Would that make him an anti-hissedamine?If so, I think he would be a good defense snake against the Snotmouth in addition to high boots and Kleenex.Let me know if interested, and I will start studding him – though not personally. Randy
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I'm late commenting, but I loved the twisted perception that led to this morsel. (Just thought I'd throw in a food reference to see if you'd gag again. Did it work?) Nice mix of the realistic and the preposterous.
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