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Pelicans Hold White Supremacist Rally in NWA
GOSHEN, AR: Yesterday marked the return of the annual White Pelican Rally on Beaver Lake. Large flocks of the white fowl were spotted on White (of course) River between Pinhook and Neil’s Bluff.
Area merchants don’t expect much impact on the economy. “These birds are such tightwads,” said Greta P. Allendorf, owner of Cheap Thrills. “All they want to do is pig out at the free shad buffet on Beaver Lake and crap all over the shoreline.”
In response to the Pelican Rally, a murder of crows is staging a protest flight this Saturday. The Pink Flamingos have been invited to join in, but so far, no official word from the flamingos.
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Dear Big Bird,
Someone has to say it and it might as well be me. This post is strictly for the birds. Hee hee.
Shalom,
Whatshername W(T)F
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What did you expect from a birdbrain?
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Next, they’ll be forming political parties. Someone better keep a closer eye on them. Funny stuff, Russell. 😀 — Suzanne
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Expect a tweet from Trump regarding the Pelican Rally at any time.
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Wait! I didn’t see any on MY Beaver Lake… 😀
Thankfully these types of politics remain on your side of the line…
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They don’t speak French and they don’t like the cold. The polar bears will handle the white supremacist activities up there, according to my sources.
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Ahhh… I see. Thanks so much for the clarification…
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We’re safe until next spring then, Dale. The polar bears are heading to their dens for a long nap.
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If they start carrying tiki torches be very afraid! 😉
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Who knew they could be so full of hate? I thought they were just full of shit.
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The murder of crows need to bring in a carnage of parrots to give their protest some real bite. I’ve heard they’re great at speeches when called on. The Toastmasters of the bird world, if you will. 😉
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Hey, I like that. I’m a Toastmaster member too.
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I know. (Tee-hee) You can mention it in one of your speeches someday when the audience needs incensing. 🙂
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I laughed so hard when I saw the title of your piece in my reader. I can always count on you as my official news source!
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Thank you, Mandie. Remember, you heard it here first.
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I’ll bet Trump flocks down to join them once he hears of this. The birds will know what to do with him. Ready, aim, fire, guys!
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Where the hell have you been? They were squawking up a storm yesterday, looking for a Jew to poop on and you’re nowhere to be found.
BTW – Rochelle mentioned you in her FFF post this week. Better go check it out. Your public misses you.
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Here in our land we have a family that displays a perfect blend of black and white. A species totally unmoved by appearances, they will treat you the same if you’re white, black or pink or green. They kowtow to no ethnicity or gender —or lack thereof. Granted, the Moufette family is somewhat overbearing at times. One of the clan dug itself in under our trailer lately and treated an unwelcome visitor most disrespectfully last night around midnight. We got the fallout — or updraft. 😦
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Ah, Pepe Le Pew. I’m familar with his southern kinfolk as well. They do not discriminate.
Sorry about the fallout. There goes the neighborhood.
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I heard about this but was under the assumption that since they were pelicans they would be brief. But I suppose it doesn’t take long for groups like these to, as you say, crap up a shoreline, I’m sorry Russell, but I think you have to take some responsibility here if this turns out to be a MAJOR incident. After all the original prompt was mynah. 😉
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Boy, you’re on a roll this morning, Dawn. In fact you have me rolling with laughter. I swear, your comment is ten times funnier than my post. Thanks so much for bringing some humor to an otherwise serious situation.
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