Russell Gayer, author speaker
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
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This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
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AS I TOLD THE GIRL THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO, THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT ME HERE TODAY.
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And the worst things. And all that weird stuff in between.
Absolutely brilliant! I’ll probably think of this when I’m in my bath tomorrow’
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Be careful with that periscope. You might put out someone’s eye.
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The Boston Pee Party? Is nothing sacred?
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All is fair in Flash Fiction and war.
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I think I will skip the beer and grab a whiskey instead.
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Go for it.
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🥃 Cheers
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A will remember the brewery workers myself… and later join a pee party.
Changing our nations for the better requires some action and sacrifices
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You’re right. We must sacrifice for the good of others.
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Ah yes, the Pee is silent, as in bath.
And a question, Russell, as you clearly know about all things nautical.
Why do submarines not have sun-decks?
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In case the periscope goes limp.
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Ha ha – loved reading this!
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
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Thank you, Susan.
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I’m happy to learn you are doing your part to keep the brewery workers employed!
Arvel made history! 😀
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Well, one does what one can. (blush)
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Goodness, Avrel has many talents and he makes the most of them. What’s not to like about him?
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Exactly. He doesn’t let any of his assets go to waste.
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it looks like he followed his dream the best way he could. his mama would be proud. 🙂
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I’m sure both he and his mama are proud of his accomplishments.
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You did what you had to do, Russell. Good of you to sacrifice yourself that way.
As for Arvel. I am sure his mama is grad he did something 😉
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Yeah, kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
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It kinda does…
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The Boston Pee Party? I see I haven’t missed a thing!
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That’s right, Perry. I think Philly is next on his “pissin’ party world tour.” Perhaps you can join him.
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Russell, I’ll bet his teachers were happier than his mother when he gradually left school. They must have needed a special desk just for him. He seems to be leaving his puddle…er…mark in the world. 😀 — Suzanne
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Great comment, Suzanne. I’m sure Arvel causes a stir no matter where he goes.
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😀 😀
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That’s a fun story! And you were right near me! I live about a half hour away from Silver Dollar city. Hope you had a great time.
Ronda
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We did. It rained pretty hard Friday evening and we had a hard time keeping the water off the roof of Connie’s “Easy Tent.” Don’t be fooled by the name. There’s nothing “easy” about it.
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Dear Arvel the Human Submarine
Nice to see you’ve resurfaced this week. Alas, my response time has been impeded by a jump across the pond where Cuzzin Kent and I are having a good time at everyone’s expense. 😉 Great Mediterranean food. Not a Baby Ruth in sight. Come to think of it, not a pool in sight.
I laughed at your taxing story and feel myself fortunate to have missed Boston Pee Party. It’s nice to see that you listened to your humanitarian instincts in Silver Dollar City.
Shalom,
Bobbi Jo Barker W(T)F
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Dear Bobbi Jo Barker W(T)F,
So, you and Cuzin’ Kent have infested the Holy Land. That’s got to be worse than the fleas from a thousand camels. I’m quite sure they’ve never seen anyone quite like you. I know I haven’t.
Please try to keep your hands off the furniture and mattress tags. That could get ugly going through customs and really screw up the ending to my book. (it’s all about me, you know.)
Be safe, and have a good time,
Arvel, the Human Submarine.
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Not a very successful military career for Arvel. He might have loved navy but was not cut out for the job. Liked the analogy, Baby Ruth candy bar. Arvel would sink and self propel.
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You’re right about him sinking and self-propel, but you sure wouldn’t want to breath his exhaust.
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No intention, really!
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Reminds me of the junior high boys I used to teach, who never laughed at a joke unless it was bathroom- related. They hardly knew how to speak when I banned potty-mouth in my classroom 🙂
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I was a junior high boy once, perhaps still and adolescent at heart. 🙂
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Growing up with two older brothers … well … I still don’t get the bathroom humor stuff (haha). Just kidding, entertaining story, Russell.
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It doesn’t take much to amuse us boys. We find humor in the oddest places.
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The navy was fortunate to have found someone so highly qualified. It’s not every day that one finds someone who has completed the last three grades of middle school not once, but twice!
I wonder why he stopped playing submarine in the bathtub. Has he lost his interest in submarines?
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Arvel’s quite a piece of work. Let’s hope he retires from the navy before he does too much damage. One Boston P** Party is quite enough, I imagine. So glad I wasn’t there.
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I wouldn’t care to share the swimming pool with your main character, periscope or no periscope.
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OMG…toilet and penis jokes.Really? LOL….my grandsons would love you!
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