Russell Gayer

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Russell Gayer has two fans. One is a 12” 3-speed oscillator made by Westinghouse in 1967 and the other features a tongue-depressor handle and picture of Jesus. Most of his life has been frittered away in the pursuit of laziness and procrastination, both of which slip through his grasp since he refuses to put forth the energy to close his palm. In his made-for-tv-reality-show lifetime, Russell has been a dashing rock-star wanna be, a starving carpenter, a Hall of Shame softball player, and a poor excuse for a fisherman. His only saving grace is marrying way over his head. The fact that poor, sweet Connie has tolerated his antics since 1975 is a testament to her angelic patience and sympathetic heart. His grown children, Greta and Jesse, look at their Dad and shake their heads, praying that most of their DNA came from Mom.

Posts by Russell Gayer:

• Golden Ghost Flower
• Money Talks—an interview with Benjamin Franklin
• The Ice Woman Cometh
• Harassment & Discrimination
• Blown Throne
• Funny is as Funny does
• Twu Woemance
• Critiquing Fiction
• Welcome, and thanks for stopping by.