Ravenous pangs gnawed at his stomach. “Better have a snack first.”
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This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
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Your introduction is lovely. Thanks!This I love!! It reads like a cartoon. I want more of these…
Hilarious! You really have a knack for writing humour — not easily done. The little things are terrific, like the vat of coffee devoid of cream and sugar, surely the idea of torture to Lard Boy! Most enjoyable.
Uh-oh. I'd better hide Donut before Lard Boy finds me. 🙂 Good imagery, fantastic character names. A pleasure and a smile, as usual!
this made me laugh out loud – perfect "cartoon" story as Susie suggested!
Very funny. Wishing the best for Lard Boy after his snack. Insulting to be scalded with hot coffee without cream or sugar. But these superhero villains just don't have good social skills. I always thought those capes must be hot. Great job. I saw this as an air terminal also, but went in the opposite direction.Here's mine: http://bridges are for burning.wordpress.com/
Hahaha…you made me laugh. I could visualize poor Lard Boy agonizing about Donut. Now I want a donut. Thanks for posting.~Susan (http://www.susanwenzel.com/)
You are so funny! Love the name Lard Boy. Haha check out my entry at http://www.banterwithbeth.blogspot.com
Dear Russell,Did you write that one before breakfast?Very mouth watering flight of fancy.Aloha,Doug
Come to think of it, I did. But no matter, Lard Boy is always hungry.This just in . . . the police have issued an APB for Donut.