Y’all-Tide Greetings

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and best wishes to all.  The cover photo of this year’s card was taken by our four-year-old granddaughter, Maudeline Bee.

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Howdy friends and neighbors,

This year has been filled with more ups and downs than a roller coaster bouncing on a trampoline. Polly and I have been working on a new Christmas album containing several never popular and unrequested classics, such as;

Little Dumber Boy · Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck · Wide Christmas · Oh, Little Clown of Goshen Town · Rudolf the Brown-Nose Reindeer · Barely Audible Night (closed captioned for the hearing impaired)

We hope these songs will touch your heart and make this Christmas a memorable one for you and your loved ones.

Remember, often and always, to make a Joyful noise unto the Lord.

God Bless Y’all and have a Merry Christmas. 

X________________________                  X_______________________________

          His mark                                                       her mark

Here's me and Big Mama on the Polar Express 'Love Train'
Here’s me and Big Mama on the Polar Express ‘Love Train’
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22 Comments on “Y’all-Tide Greetings

  1. Dear Wooly (and Polly)

    A happy merry hannakwaanzachristmukkah. “You can say it backwards which is dociousalliexpyisticfragicallirupos, but that’s going a bit too far, don’t you think?”

    Shalom,

    Whatsername

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  2. Wooly and Polly Sing the Classics! For the low, low price of $14.99! But wait, there’s more! Order now and you will receive a bonus album, Wooly and Polly Sing-A-long With Mimes! Pay only $99 for shipping and handling.
    Couldn’t resist! Wishing you and the Mrs. a wonderful holiday! 🙂

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    • Be careful about dragging the mimes into this, Morgaine. Rochelle might try to cut in on the action and steal my air guitar if she doesn’t get a healthy percentage of the take.

      Next time, we’ll do “Songs From the Sea” and you sing with us.

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    • That would be nice, but Leroy is keeping a low profile until deer season is over. Maybe on Christmas Eve he’ll come streaking through the trailer park with a Rebel flag streaming from each side of his antlers and a six-pack of Pabst for all the good little girls and boys.

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  3. Could you two be any cuter? No, don’t answer… you could not! Adorable, both of you! And this is an album I hope to find in my stocking. I’m asking SC come the 24th. 😉 Happy happy, merry merry!

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    • Aww, that’s sweet , Dawn.
      This makes the 14th or 15th year we’ve made redneck-themed Christmas cards. We have a lot of fun with it and people have come to expect it. I had a friend call from Minnesota yesterday wondering was his was. 🙂

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      • I love your playfulness and willingness to polk fun at yourself and things we all take too seriously, Russell. Your wife is beautiful (!) and you both look hysterical in those outfits! Happy holidays to both of you! xo

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  4. Ha ha! I am nominating this for The Best Christmas Greeting of 2016! I have a feeling Wooly and Polly really know how to throw a Christmas Shindig!

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    • It’s nice to see your smiling face here, Linda. Glad you enjoyed the card.
      Wooly and Polly always have a good time at Christmas. Best wishes to you and yours.
      I bet your grandkids are really looking forward to the holiday.

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