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Hole to Hide in

Have you been caught in a scandal? Did you publicly embarrass your employer and bring disgrace upon your family? Are you the butt of every new joke on Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube?
If so, Hidey Hole Inc. has just the place for you. Our secluded underground apartments provide the privacy to wallow in self-pity while you struggle to create a new life. Amenities include comfortable park benches for crying, praying, or sleeping, and waist-high steel rails to drape over when expelling cheap wine.
To tour one of our apartments, tap on the manhole cover in front of Van Winkle Tunnel.

 

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  1. Darn good idea Russell, darn good. You sold it. especially with this line "waist-high steel rails to drape over when expelling cheap wine."

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  2. This is the most challenging prompt so far from a humor standpoint, but thanks to Bobby Petrino, I was able to come up with something to make people smile.

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  3. Dear Russell: Took me a while to find you. You got me at 'Hidey Hole, Inc.' and burst out laughing. I knew I was in for another fabulous, hilarious tale. How do you do it my witty friend? Sh….don't tell me. Let me enjoy the ride and the 'burst at the seams'…chuckles. Looking forward to next week's tale for more giggles. Here's mine: http://www.triplemoonstar.blogspot.com

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