Hans Solo – Act 1

You may have heard the oft quoted line, “Life is a stage.” But when reviewing MY performance one spectator remarked, “You should to be on the stage. There’s one leaving in five minutes.” While that joke may be as old as the American West, there are still plenty of public transportation options available when running a comedian out of town.

There’s a fine line between being funny and being offensive. The trick is to determine exactly where that line is and get as close as possible without going over. Should the audience feel their humor trust has been broken, they’ll dump the once-funny offender and find another jester who can tickle their funny bone without causing a rash to break out on their backside. Like the old adage says, “Everyone likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass.”

And that, my friends, concludes this week’s lesson on how not to write comedy.

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copyright - Sandra Crook
copyright – Sandra Crook

Hans was ecstatic when his agent called to inform him of the upcoming engagement.

“Finding gigs for Aerophone players is tough,” said the agent. “You got lucky. This is a very influential crowd. If this show turns out well, expect to have a lot more bookings.”

Hans practiced day and night, fine tuning his performance.

After the show, socialite snob and gossip columnist, Florence Dubois, was quoted as saying, “His tiny instrument left me totally unfulfilled.”

To which Hans replied, “I would have brought a bigger organ if I knew I was going to be playing an amphitheater.”


Thank you for staying with me all the way to the end on this one. I will be slow responding to comments and visiting blogs with weekend as I will be attending Ozark Creative Writers conference in Eureka Springs, AR this Friday and Saturday. Hopefully, I’ll learn something that will make my writing a little more entertaining. 🙂


25 thoughts on “Hans Solo – Act 1

  1. haha ^^ loved this.
    also, i always love reading your introductions as much as i love the stories. and that is why i try not to make too many jokes, cos when i do, someone’s gonna get offended. 🙂


  2. Dear Hans,

    According to my Google search, Aerophones come in all shapes and sizes. Hmmmm. I won’t go there. Loved your instrumentation. As always, your intro and story both have me laughing.


    Chi Chi


  3. Hi Russell,
    You have to keep in mind that the Christ of the Ozarks will be gazing down at you all weekend. I hope He isn’t too horrified. I know you’re a musician, so I’m assuming this story is from your own experience. Ron


  4. Dear Russell,

    There’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning and you’re nowhere close to church. Do you know what a Shakuhachi is? I bet you play a mean one.

    Great story. Good luck at the conference. Hope you can get some work done in between regaling your audiences with your aerophone melodies.




  5. I’m laughing. Not at your story – yet – but I just realised I got you mixed up with somebody else and wrote something that will be utterly uninteligible as he doesn’t live in the Ozarks! Anyway I enjoyed your risque story. The risk paid off!


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