You may have heard the oft quoted line, “Life is a stage.” But when reviewing MY performance one spectator remarked, “You should to be on the stage. There’s one leaving in five minutes.” While that joke may be as old as the American West, there are still plenty of public transportation options available when running a comedian out of town.
There’s a fine line between being funny and being offensive. The trick is to determine exactly where that line is and get as close as possible without going over. Should the audience feel their humor trust has been broken, they’ll dump the once-funny offender and find another jester who can tickle their funny bone without causing a rash to break out on their backside. Like the old adage says, “Everyone likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass.”
And that, my friends, concludes this week’s lesson on how not to write comedy.
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Hans was ecstatic when his agent called to inform him of the upcoming engagement.
“Finding gigs for Aerophone players is tough,” said the agent. “You got lucky. This is a very influential crowd. If this show turns out well, expect to have a lot more bookings.”
Hans practiced day and night, fine tuning his performance.
After the show, socialite snob and gossip columnist, Florence Dubois, was quoted as saying, “His tiny instrument left me totally unfulfilled.”
To which Hans replied, “I would have brought a bigger organ if I knew I was going to be playing an amphitheater.”
Thank you for staying with me all the way to the end on this one. I will be slow responding to comments and visiting blogs with weekend as I will be attending Ozark Creative Writers conference in Eureka Springs, AR this Friday and Saturday. Hopefully, I’ll learn something that will make my writing a little more entertaining. 🙂
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