Russell Gayer, author speaker
Poetry, Horror, Psychological Thrillers
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This is the blog of a woman who is seriously on the edge and I mean right ON the edge…no, not there… just a little bit further… further than that…no, further still…just a tiny bit more… just move slightly to the right a little…no, that’s too much…just move a tad to the left…that’s right, just there…now you’ve moved too far to the left… Damn, what part of the ‘on the edge’ do you not understand? Oh, and her matricidal boy genius, come devil spawn.
Or the three people I guilted into reading this blog, whatever.
Growing older is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.
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AS I TOLD THE GIRL THAT I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO, THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT ME HERE TODAY.
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An author's perspective of mystery and more.
And the worst things. And all that weird stuff in between.
Like a beginning to a thriller…
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Actually, it close to the end of a romantic comedy entitled Criminal Mimes. Glad you like it.
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Neighbourhood watch come with cookies where you are? Wow!
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Nah, they are usually bearing shotguns. Cookies would be nice, though.
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Neighbourhood watch… just a fancy name for Nosey!!
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Yep, Gladys Kravitz and friends.
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I apologize profusely for not commenting on the waitingnroom magazines. You’re right, of course. Hell I could have a spot in Unkempt and Overgrown” my story would be “Discover What Lies Behind the Weeds”. Think it would garner a read or two?
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Love the title of your Mag. A good article might be, “I Know What Weed You Killed Last Summer.”
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Dear Harvey WingNUT,
Personally I’d like to see MAD magazine in waiting room. The puzzles in Highlights are too difficult for me. Although MAD ain’t what it used to be. I grew up on it. I guess that explains a lot.
I hope that Lowry and Blockson will have the decency to put the milk and cereal back where they belong. And they’d best keep their grubby fingers out of the whiteface makeup. There isn’t enough to cover Cy’s nose.
See you on the sidewalk…come alone…bring cash…lots of it,
Sidewalk Selling Sally W(T)F
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Dear Sidewalk Selling Sally W(T)F,
I was a fan of MAD and also loved National Lampoon. Loved Spy vs Spy and Lampoon had some great writers.
You’re right about Blockson’s nose. It would take a 5 gallon bucket of whitewash to cover that proboscis.
I can just hear you yelling like a carnival barker, “Get yer prints & notecards here. Buy one, get two for $70 more.
Harvey WingNUT
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That’s actually Jan-Bob Barker-Fields you hear. 🖖🏻😎
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Now that’s FUNNY! I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
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What a cynical chap you are!
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Indeed. 🙂
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I hope there will be another installment of this intriguing mystery!
I have been featured several times in both Messy Housekeeper and Gnasty Gnomes Magazines. 😀
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I finally finished Criminal Mimes (it only took 5 years to write that epic saga). Hoping to turn it into a script. That should only take another 5 to 7 years if I hurry.
Henri came to mind when I thought of the Gnasty Gnomes, although I find him pretty likable.
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😀 That would be really cool! Are you also publishing it as a book?
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I’m going to pitch it to a few agents. If that doesn’t work, I’ll see if the indie publisher who did my other two books will publish “Mimes” as well.
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What? No cookies? Not very welcoming. Hope Ms. Kohlan’s okay. I think there should be a magazine called “Creative Clutter Ideas!”
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Shelley Kohlen is sitting in a jail cell at the time of this scene. She couldn’t keep her grubby little mime paws off of other people’s invisible box and Do-Not-Remove tags. Not to worry, she’ll be back on the street soon.
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Buahahahahahaha
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no more cookies? i guess it’s a different world we’re living now. we better get used to it. 🙂
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Yes, sadly, it is a different world today.
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No cookies, well that has spoilt the day, if only they knew how much we like cookies. It sort of breaks the ice and lowers the tension.
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True. Everything is better when guest show up with cookies.
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One way to get rid of those pesky meddlers. Nice one
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Nothing worse than nosy neighbors.
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Hello. I live in Pennsylvania. I’m certain that if you create and publish Northern Getting By, it will be a smash hit. Well, at least one person would buy it . . . me! Take care. Neil S.
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