You call that a tree?

Some of our politicians in Little Rock have expressed concern over Arkansas’ public image.  They believe that many outside our fair state have the perception that we are a bunch of barefoot, buck-tooth (singular), inbred hillbillies with no ambition.

My answer to that is – GOOD!  If it keeps ‘em from moving here, I’m all for it. The ones that do come make no attempt to fit into the culture. They refuse to wear overalls and won’t let their daughters marry until after the eighth grade. No wonder we’re next to last in education (thank you, Mississippi).

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From Scott Vanatter with permission-Copyright- Indira
From Scott Vanatter with permission-Copyright- Indira

Alexandria inspected and rearranged the table settings for the twelfth time. She checked the pot roast, her father’s favorite dish, slow-basting in the oven. Tonight, she would introduce her parents to Luke and announce their wedding plans.

Father often boasted of family ties to the old world. A rich ancestry filled with war heroes, business tycoons, inventors, and medical pioneers. The roots of their family tree ran deep, its branches heavy laden with generations of noble individuals who’d contributed greatly to society.

What would they think of Luke, whose family tree was a two-limb pole with a few deformed twigs?



Let's add another branch, baby.
Let’s add another branch, baby.




33 thoughts on “You call that a tree?

  1. Dear Rustles-With-Leaves,
    So what you’re saying is that Luke’s family tree don’t fork? Wait til he takes Alexandria home to meet his Sister/Mother. ;). Love your take on the prompt. You’re one of a kind.
    Dr. Ophelia


  2. We laugh large when we laugh at ourselves. Old world indeed. Not that I can actually prove it, but I’ve been told that in on family (related somehow) of twenty children that the eldest brother married the youngest sister…they didn’t add any new branches.

    Thanks for the forward and aft laughs.


  3. Only two branches on Luke’s tree? Now, that’s inbred! Has Alexandria really thought about this? (Of course not. How could she, with Young Love in the air??)

    I like the imagery you use to contrast the two families!


  4. To answer the question, Alexandria’s father will have to be restrained from beating Luke with a branch from his family tree for having the audacity to propose to his daughter. It might be safer if Alexandria & Luke eloped and moved to his home state, Mississippi, right?


  5. Russell, I have always sought to fit into Arkansas culture. I’ve spent my life longing to marry my cousin if only I had one with four legs to marry. Luke sounds like my kind of guy; it only I had a four legged or sufficiently inbred cousin so he could marry into my family. I’m still looking and hoping ….


      1. My uncle lived in Arkansas in the base of the mountains near the state/national park, and all I can remember is that he would wear a pistol when riding his lawn mower as he cut the grass.


  6. A fun take on the photo prompt… I like how detailed you describe the rich ancestry with tycoons, etc., and then give us the short kicker about Luke’s family. But, hey, he quickly won over Alexandria, so I bet they’ve got a charm to them!


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