The Pickpocket

Happy VD and welcome to this week’s installment of Friday Flash Fiction.  Our travel guide is the lovely and talented, Ralphie Wisoff-Fields. To learn how to participate, in this weekly exercise in madness, visit her blog, http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/ after which, scroll down to the blue In links critter and follow the links to other author’s blogs.

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“That was my husband. The Greatest Thief of All-Time.”

“Why does his statue lean so far to one side?”

“Political adversaries labeled him a left wing extremist, when in fact he showed no party loyalty. He proposed higher taxes on the rich, the poor, the elderly, non-profit groups, small businesses, large corporations, internet sales, and children’s lemonade stands.”

“Wow, no wonder they erected a monument in his honor.”

“He was re-elected six times, but always claimed his greatest achievement was the caper he pulled on February 14, 1974.”

“What happened then?”

“That was the day he stole my heart.”

 

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18 Comments on “The Pickpocket

  1. Dear Raymond,
    You made me laugh. You made me cry. A crooked politician (imposing taxes on children’s lemonade stands…the very idea!) with a soft heart.
    Happy Belated Valentine’s Day,
    Ralphie

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  2. Very clever ending, you thief of hearts you!

    “Now, hey now, baby, get into my big black car” …. umm, not you, Russell, just practicing if I ever get a big black car. And Happy VD to you too!

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  3. that last line should be followed by “badum bumm – tisshhh.” well done.

    this line: “He was re-elected six times, but always claimed his…” no comma needed after “times,” but of course you’re free to do as you see fit.

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