What's So Funny?
Russell Gayer, author speaker
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The Food Triangle
Hi, this is Rachel Crofton. I’ll be filling in for Russell this week. The master of laziness and procrastination has waited until the last minute and still doesn’t know what to get his honey for Valentine’s Day. He considers himself to be a hopeless… Continue Reading “The Food Triangle”
Expose Yourself to the Memoirs of a Dilettante
My favorite poster of all-time is a black & white photo of a man in a trenchcoat with his back to the camera, flashing a statue. The caption read, EXPOSE YOURSELF TO ART. Now, I’m not suggesting that anyone flash Helena Hann-Basquait in person, but… Continue Reading “Expose Yourself to the Memoirs of a Dilettante”
Judge a Book by Its Cover
Thank you for stopping by. I have been telling you for a couple of weeks the day would come when I would post a couple of rough-draft cover options for my book. Well today, in the presence of God and all who surf the… Continue Reading “Judge a Book by Its Cover”
Weather Forecaster Found Dead
SPRINGDALE, AR – The body of Gordon Dale Groundhog was found by a motorist yesterday afternoon on the side of Shady Grove Road. Authorities suspect he was the victim of a hit-and-run accident. The police report states there were no signs of skid… Continue Reading “Weather Forecaster Found Dead”
It’s Break Time!
I love the way news people sensationalize every little tidbit that comes across their desk. They work hard to convince us the new middle-school Assistant Principal’s hangnail is a catastrophe of epic proportions. The school Superintendent has issued a lock-down, a SWAT Team is… Continue Reading “It’s Break Time!”
Sweet Relief
I want apologize in advance for this week’s offering. I don’t usually resort to crude, juvenile humor two weeks in a row . . . make that four weeks in row . . . Oh, never mind. When I saw the photo prompt, courtesy… Continue Reading “Sweet Relief”
Music from Little Pink
Those of you from the Baby Boomer generation may remember of an album entitled “Music From Big Pink” by The Band. It was recorded in the basement of a rental in West Saugerties, New York. The most popular track on this album was The… Continue Reading “Music from Little Pink”
Bloodline Talent
For ages scientists have been trying to quantify how much of our talents, behaviors, and booger-pickin’ tendencies come from our DNA and how much is a reflection of the environment in which we’re raised. This makes me wonder what would happen to that new… Continue Reading “Bloodline Talent”
Tom’s New Job
A week in California was a real eye-opener for this country boy. We saw a lot of cool stuff and way too many homeless people. I’m told a lot of them migrate to LA because of the warmer climate. Whatever the case, the reality… Continue Reading “Tom’s New Job”
Stain-Glass Flipper
This week I’m writing from Westwood Villiage near the UCLA campus. Before we return home, I plan to do some serious research on the effect of Arkansans (Arkansawers to those of you in the know) on the native population. One thing we discovered right… Continue Reading “Stain-Glass Flipper”
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