What's So Funny?
Russell Gayer, author speaker
Category: humor
All Wired Up and Nowhere to Glow
I’ve always admired people who had wise quotations attributed to their name. The trick is to say something clever enough that others would care to repeat it and credit the author. Here are some examples of words of wisdom people have imparted to me.… Continue Reading “All Wired Up and Nowhere to Glow”
Phishing for Chumps
Someone once asked my dad, “Pug, do you still go fishin’ as often as you used to?” “No,” replied Dad, “I’ve cut back to once a day.” I took Dad on his last fishing trip when he was 92. He died three years later.… Continue Reading “Phishing for Chumps”
It Ought to be a Crime
I think everyone ought to spend the night in jail at least once. It teaches a lesson in humility and gives you a whole new appreciation for many of the things we take for granted—like toilet paper. You also learn how to sleep with one… Continue Reading “It Ought to be a Crime”
Directions? We don’t need no stinking directions.
A gift from my daughter that I’ve really been enjoying is a book entitled “The Insult Dictionary” by Julie Tibbot. Between the covers are hundreds of obscure, indelicate terms and phrases from ancient days up through modern pop culture. Armed with this new vernacular,… Continue Reading “Directions? We don’t need no stinking directions.”
Gone, But Not Forgotten
Is it just me, or does Christmas tend sneak up on you too? Seems like only yesterday it was 4th of July. Then we celebrated Labor Day, got all dressed up for Halloween before letting my belt out a few notches at Thanksgiving. All… Continue Reading “Gone, But Not Forgotten”
Once Bitten, Twice Busted
This morning I watched a really cute video of children explaining the events that happened in Bethlehem over two thousand years ago. When questioned about the animals in the stable they listed cows, sheep, goats, donkeys, horses, oxen, and the strong smell of manure.… Continue Reading “Once Bitten, Twice Busted”
Born in a Barn
For those of you tuning in expecting to read a FFF post, I’m sitting out this week. Rather than bore you with a hundred rambling excuses, I’ve prepared a little eye-candy for your viewing enjoyment. Here’s a copy of the Christmas card Connie and… Continue Reading “Born in a Barn”
Jilted Lover
I think of the Thanksgiving holiday as boot camp. Just a few days of intensive training to get you ready for the real thing. Over the next four weeks my stomach muscles will be sorely tested. There will be parties to attend, company dinners… Continue Reading “Jilted Lover”
Well Red . . . I mean Read
Contrary to popular belief, we DO have more than one book in our library. I know this to be true because my good friend Nancy Hartney, who works at the Fayetteville Public Library, donated her copy of “The Perils of Heavy Thinking” to that… Continue Reading “Well Red . . . I mean Read”
A Case of Mistaken Identity
The chicken “spa” is now fully operational. Last weekend, we dug a trench and ran electricity 175 feet from the old shop building to the upscale apartment complex formerly known as the chicken house. The ladies can now bask in the soothing glow of infrared heat,… Continue Reading “A Case of Mistaken Identity”
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